Evil Mimes

Wed Oct 01

IRC channel #mourning-hg (Mourning House of Guilds)

Vorona[VraAkar]: That's what this server needs... a guild in whiteface called the Killer Mimes...

Knyx: I'm a M/A
Knyx: I could beat you without my procs

Vorona[VraAkar]: Mime Assassin

[MV]Serivahn: all shades?

Vorona[VraAkar]: Yes, Seri

[TSP]Aradorn: just make all shades

Vorona[VraAkar]: Do you mind if I call you Seri?
Vorona[VraAkar]: They could pretend to be in glass boxes.

[MV]Serivahn: I'd prefurr ser.
[MV]Serivahn: or Seriv.
[MV]Serivahn: Seri sounds girly

Knyx: ok Seri

[MV]Serivahn: shut up knyxy

Vorona[VraAkar]: That just figures, anything but the first thing I typed.

Knyx: I like Knyxy

Vorona[VraAkar]: Knyxy sounds girly.

[MV]Serivahn: knyxy poo

Knyx: idc

[MV]Serivahn: Vorona can I make an irekei and join Vra'Akar

Knyx: Knyxy is <3

Vorona[VraAkar]: Yes, you may.

Knyx: Vorona can I?

Vorona[VraAkar]: But no bhri of mine is going to be a mime.
Vorona[VraAkar]: You made an Irekei, Nix, then you didn't join us.
Vorona[VraAkar]: I'm shattered.
Vorona[VraAkar]: Heartbroken.

Knyx: I'll bet

Vorona[VraAkar] sobs uncontrollably.
Knyx comforts Vorona

Knyx: There, there

Vorona[VraAkar]: Come back to us!

[MV]Goretash: :(
[MV]Goretash: Can my Irekei join?

Vorona[VraAkar]: We won't reject you.
Vorona[VraAkar]: Yes, Gorefluffy.

Knyx: I'm afraid I dont have enough Irekeis to go around ;(
Knyx: and I doubt UDL would be all too thrilled with me having a char in Vra'Akar ;/

Vorona[VraAkar]: Fuck UDL.

Arnie[TSP]: heh

Vorona[VraAkar]: Goddamned Dead Men.

Knyx: ;O

Vorona[VraAkar]: Pus-bleeders.

Knyx: I revised my bio

Vorona[VraAkar]: Good.

Feng: Wow

Vorona[VraAkar]: OMG, I'm sorry.

Feng: a bit aggressive tonight Vorona?

Knyx: sheesh

Vorona[VraAkar]: It's all *your* fault!

Knyx covers his virgin ears

Casi|UDL: fuck UDL?
Casi|UDL: FOOK YOU

Vorona[VraAkar]: Nothing personal or /ooc, Casi, sugar.

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[CoE]Beltun: how did the FC event with Aelfric end?
[Note: You are reading this correctly. That is Beltun the Handsome, Minotaur and Bad Influence Advocate, in the Court of Evermore, as a Thrall. I'm pretty sure it was temporary and that it involved blood vengeance at the end. And, it is almost needless to say, Errandir.]

Arnie[TSP]: Pirates got his books

[CoE]Beltun: yes

Arnie[TSP]: Ransomed them back

[CoE]Beltun: but did he die?

Arnie[TSP]: Got a bunch of shit FC items

zophar: zophar and the evil fc
zophar: pked Dragonscale
zophar: for an hour
zophar: and then left ;d
zophar: thats how it ended

[CoE]Beltun: hahahahaha

zophar: you think im joking?
zophar: :P

Vorona[VraAkar]: I killed two Dragonscale and terrorized two more, this morning.

[BC]Riley: Was Aelfric the evil fc?

[CoE]Beltun: no

zophar: me, the shade guy, my roommate and another scout

[CoE]Beltun: he was the templar

Vorona[VraAkar]: But does anyone call me evil? No.
Vorona[VraAkar]: Let me tell you.... *Mimes* are evil.
Vorona[VraAkar]: We spared someone from Empire of Knights.
Vorona[VraAkar]: A Fury.
Vorona[VraAkar]: The Khar'uus said she was too cute to kill.
Vorona[VraAkar]: I should have killed her just for him noticing.

Knyx: ouch ;(
Knyx comforts poor Vorona

Vorona[VraAkar]: Vaelgard, we miss you.
Vorona[VraAkar]: V'laad misses you.
Vorona[VraAkar] feels like the small child at the end of "Shane".

[MV]Serivahn: I hated that book.

Vorona[VraAkar]: It was a book?

[MV]Serivahn: Before it was a movie, yea.
[MV]Serivahn: I had to read it in 9th grade I think.

Vorona[VraAkar]: You poor thing.

And, for no good reason, my favorite mime performance of all time: